Shortbottom Distillates Reminds Members To Aquire Suitable Quantities
The fine Doctor reminds all members of the R.E.C. that there is only a very limited quantity of his summer Fiji Batch Double-Barrel Aged Rum remaining at the cellars of Shortbottom's Landing, Ehrlich Island.
With the summer season, northern hemisphere, waning, Shortbottom suggests you reserve yours for the upcoming winter expeditions. This fine distillate, while not a suitable polar bear deterrent, is truly required carry for expeditions above 66º northern OR below 66º southern latitude.
Contact can be made to Shortbottom's Landing via Radiotelegraphy daily after 1800hrs local time 175ºW Longitude.
